I love this one…
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other “I’ll man the guns, you drive”
Corey Gibson presents
May 25th, 2009 — Humour
I love this one…
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other “I’ll man the guns, you drive”
May 18th, 2009 — Humour
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
May 11th, 2009 — Humour
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
He was pulled in by a strong currant.
May 4th, 2009 — Humour
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50Â bucks that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said, “No, the steaks are too high.”
April 20th, 2009 — Humour
A Definition…
Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bullsh#t before
April 13th, 2009 — Humour
Nerd joke alert…
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ve lost my electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”
April 6th, 2009 — Humour
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts.
The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
March 30th, 2009 — Humour
Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly “I was artificially inseminated this morning.”
“I don’t believe you,” said Dolly.
“It’s true, no bull!”
March 23rd, 2009 — Humour
“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home’.
“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“It’s not unusual.”
March 16th, 2009 — Humour
Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doc.
Doc says “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”