Monday Funny

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts.

The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

Monday Funny

Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly “I was artificially inseminated this morning.”

“I don’t believe you,” said Dolly.

“It’s true, no bull!”

Monday Funny

“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home’.
“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“It’s not unusual.”

Monday Funny

Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doc.
Doc says “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”

Monday Funny

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

Monday Funny

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was brilliant.

Monday Funny

A blonde walks into a bar

Again

Says she didn’t see it

Monday Funny

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
“A beer please, and one for the road.”

Monday Funny

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Monday Funny

A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”