April 11th, 2012 — Games, Humour, Photography, Technology
Check out this first glimpse of Call Of Duty – Modern Warfare 4 dubbed ‘Plastic Ops’….
I made this little mock-up as part of a Christmas present for someone who wanted Call of Duty MW3. I put the game is the bottom of a larger box and filled it with packing peanuts. This was in the box at the top so it was the first things the gift receiver saw when opening the present. I guess I could have timed this better and gotten these pics out of April 1st, but time got away from me.
For the record, I have never played any COD games nor do I have any interest in playing any COD games. I may be a nerd, but I am not that kind of nerd. Maybe that means I am not such a nerd….or not.
May 25th, 2009 — Humour
I love this one…
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other “I’ll man the guns, you drive”
May 18th, 2009 — Humour
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
May 11th, 2009 — Humour
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
He was pulled in by a strong currant.
May 4th, 2009 — Humour
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50Â bucks that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said, “No, the steaks are too high.”
April 27th, 2009 — Humour
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? ”
“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him”
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says “I’m going to have to put him down.”
“What? Because he’s cross-eyed?”
“No, because he’s really heavy”
April 20th, 2009 — Humour
Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bullsh#t before
April 13th, 2009 — Humour
Nerd joke alert…
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, “I’ve lost my electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”
April 6th, 2009 — Humour
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts.
The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
March 30th, 2009 — Humour
Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly “I was artificially inseminated this morning.”
“I don’t believe you,” said Dolly.
“It’s true, no bull!”