OK, the FaceBook app for WordPress is rubbish, so here is a post the is primarily to try a different option. Oh, and the track and film clip are funny too…
October 24th, 2012 — Humour
I have just added a FaceBook publishing plugin, so I guess I should post something to test it. If it work, I will use it on Loaded Trolley which, by the way, is live now.
Check out this first glimpse of Call Of Duty – Modern Warfare 4 dubbed ‘Plastic Ops’….
I made this little mock-up as part of a Christmas present for someone who wanted Call of Duty MW3. I put the game is the bottom of a larger box and filled it with packing peanuts. This was in the box at the top so it was the first things the gift receiver saw when opening the present. I guess I could have timed this better and gotten these pics out of April 1st, but time got away from me.
For the record, I have never played any COD games nor do I have any interest in playing any COD games. I may be a nerd, but I am not that kind of nerd. Maybe that means I am not such a nerd….or not.
April 24th, 2011 — Humour
Once again it has been a while since I have been here. Good thing I don’t have any fans.
I have been left at home alone for the week to fend for myself whilst the chef/housekeeper/dog walker/drink wench/entertainment has taken the child to Cairns for BMX nationals. Now this has left me with a dilemma when I looked in my underwear drawer this morning. I currently appear to have 5 days worth of underwear to last 9 days.
So I brainstormed up a few potential solutions and threw together an options matrix (sorry, no 5-phase on this one ).If you are having trouble reading the options matrix, click here to see a larger version. My ‘Big-3′ metrics on this issue are;
- Cost – what will the impact be to my bank account considering the potential nett upside/downside
- Time – how much time could be lost or saved
- Quality – will the result have a potential positive or negative outcome
My assessment is based on a basic red/yellow/green status being applied to the options based on my own judgement. For those that don’t grasp the R/Y/G status, red means I judge the option as being poor for achieving the metric, green is good and yellow is in the middle somewhere.Â If you don’t agree with the R/Y/G status applied or the comments I have made for the option vs. the metric, feel free to make a comment on this post below.
I now ask you, the public, to assist in determining the best course of action going forward. Please review the options matrix below and select the best option in the poll. And do it quickly or you may encounter me later in the week having chosen a weak option of my own volition.
June 4th, 2009 — Humour
Quick…break glass in case of emergency…
I was pointed in the direction of 27b/6Â by the boss (the one from home, not work) and the very first post I read cracked me up. Then I read a few more and I was in hysterics. There are quite a few to get through, so this should keep me going for a few weeks. Let me know which is your favorite.
May 25th, 2009 — Humour
I love this one…
Two fish are in a tank.
One says to the other “I’ll man the guns, you drive”
May 18th, 2009 — Humour
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
May 11th, 2009 — Humour
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
He was pulled in by a strong currant.
May 4th, 2009 — Humour
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50Â bucks that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said, “No, the steaks are too high.”
April 27th, 2009 — Humour
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? ”
“Well,” says the vet, “let’s have a look at him”
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says “I’m going to have to put him down.”
“What? Because he’s cross-eyed?”
“No, because he’s really heavy”