Monday Funny

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts.

The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

Kochie’s Controversy

I heard about some controversial Kochie jokes on Sunrise, but I was yet to see one. Well thanks to YouTube, you can get the whole set.

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Worksafe and the Funny Bugger of a Scriptwriter

OK, I pee myself laughing every time I see this ad for Worksafe on TV. I can attest to the fact that safety at work is no laughing matter. I totally agree with the job Worksafe does and the important role they play.

But when Worksafe or anyone else in a serious business have a script written, perhaps they should run it by someone with a penchant for dick-and-fart jokes (like me!). Watch the ad and see if you get it. If not, click the more link below the video (or see below video if there is no more link) and you can get an understanding of what an imbecile like me finds so funny.

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So, what is it that I find so hilarious…. Continue reading →

Don’t Know What Your Kidz Are Saying, Try Urban Dictionary

Ever heard someone say something using some crazy slang and not understood what was going on? How about your kids have come home from school with some terminology not found in the Concise Oxford Dictionary? Well, then you need the Urban Dictionary. It’s filled with fun phrases that all the kids are using these days. And when I say fun, I mean disgusting dick-and-fart joke fun….my favourite.

I actually had to use this website to fully understand some of the jokes in 40 Years Old Virgin. I am not sure if it made the movie better or worse! It also helps for Kevin Smith movies such as Clerks and Mallrats.