A blonde walks into a bar

Again

Says she didn’t see it

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
“A beer please, and one for the road.”

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”

A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”