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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

A blonde walks into a bar

Again

Says she didn’t see it

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
“A beer please, and one for the road.”

Sometimes I have to search for video of the week, and sometimes they just come to me. This is just nutty!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”

A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

Two peanuts walk into a bar
One was a salted.

You just can’t. Trust me, it’s a very bad idea.

Well, it was back to work today after the summer break. I need something funny to pick me up now.

Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says “dam”