Entries Tagged 'Nonsense' ↓

I have two cats, so they are friends! One is medium to large, the other is compact, but they are similar ratios.

I am fairly sure their hobbies are lounging around and bird watching. The big one is not very good at the ‘I’m not paying attention to you’ game, but the little one is. Corporal cuddling only seems to results in drawing blood.

I LOLed when I saw this at the end of today’s DJ Kitteh video on Ican has cheezburger.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

A Definition…

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bullsh#t before

Nerd joke alert…

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One says, “I’ve lost my electron.”

The other says, “Are you sure?”

The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts.

The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

I love ‘Scenes from a hat’. I could watch it all day…

Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly “I was artificially inseminated this morning.”

“I don’t believe you,” said Dolly.

“It’s true, no bull!”

“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home’.
“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“It’s not unusual.”

Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doc.
Doc says “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”