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I love this one…

Two fish are in a tank.

One says to the other “I’ll man the guns, you drive”

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf.

He said, “No, the steaks are too high.”

Hello H-Crew. I am on Facbook. Are you my friend?

Just installed WordBook on the ‘ole blog so I needed a test post, and this be it. So hello to all my Facebook friends (or should I say “friends”), this is my crappy blog speaking.

After riding the You Yangs the other day, we decided the family decided we were keen for another MTB ride this holidays. We always said there was a reason we avoid riding our mountain bikes in summer….SNAKES. However, we had only ever seen one near a trail in all the time we have been mountain biking.

Well, that changed today when I had a small tiger snake wander across the path in front of me. It was far enough away for me to stop with plenty of distance between us, but it still freaked me out.

All I could think of when I got home was this… Continue reading →

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….for another sporadic round of blogging. Well, I never really went anywhere, I just got busy.

You may have thought this was going to be people cutting sick on long travel MTBs at Park Orchards, but it’s not.

I came across this little flash game called FreeRider 2 via the Farkin forums (the regulars were complaining about a long thread of codes for it). It’s pretty simple…you draw side-scrolling 2D tracks or get other people’s code for them and then ride them on a bike or a number of other vehicles.

The controls are simple; up arrow to accelerate; down arrow to brake; left/right arrows to lean forwards/backwards for balance; Z to turn around; ENTER to start again. Added to that, you draw tracks using the tools on the fly-out menu on the left hand side. On the right hand menu, there is a way to save your creations and load others. There is also a button to change your vehicle. Continue reading →

Ninety-nine according to him. Count along as you listen, I think he may be exaggerating a little.