Entries from March 2009 ↓

Monday Funny

Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly “I was artificially inseminated this morning.”

“I don’t believe you,” said Dolly.

“It’s true, no bull!”

Monday Funny

“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home’.
“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“It’s not unusual.”

2009 Melbourne Motorshow “Benchmarking”

I was in Detroit last year when the famous Detroit Motor Show was on. It was a great motor show, but there was not a great deal of benchmarking that could be done. So I have compiled some benchmarking data at this year’s Melbourne Motor Show to share around the world, especially for those looking for some decent to look at in Detroit.

Maybe I will get to go to a European motor show in the future and do some real benchmarking.

(Follow the jump to see the benchmarking pics…)  Continue reading →

Monday Funny

Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doc.
Doc says “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”

The neglectful blogger

Yes, I am. It has been a busy couple of weeks since the launch of ATM Fee Tracker Australia, so I have been neglecting what little posting of junk I had been doing over here. So here is a random video from my YouTube favorites…some old John Stewart stand-up from 1996.

Monday Funny

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

Monday Funny

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was brilliant.