Entries from March 2009 ↓

Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly “I was artificially inseminated this morning.”

“I don’t believe you,” said Dolly.

“It’s true, no bull!”

“Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home’.
“That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Is it common?”
“It’s not unusual.”

I was in Detroit last year when the famous Detroit Motor Show was on. It was a great motor show, but there was not a great deal of benchmarking that could be done. So I have compiled some benchmarking data at this year’s Melbourne Motor Show to share around the world, especially for those looking for some decent to look at in Detroit.

Maybe I will get to go to a European motor show in the future and do some real benchmarking.

(Follow the jump to see the benchmarking pics…)  Continue reading →

Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doc.
Doc says “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.”

Yes, I am. It has been a busy couple of weeks since the launch of ATM Fee Tracker Australia, so I have been neglecting what little posting of junk I had been doing over here. So here is a random video from my YouTube favorites…some old John Stewart stand-up from 1996.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

My latest internerdy web thing is up and running…..ATM Fee Tracker Australia. As of yesterday, ATM operators that are not associated with your home bank or institution can charge you directly for using their ATMs. On top of that, your own bank can charge you a fee to process that transaction.

To see what you may be charged, check out the Direct Charge Fee Table and the Disloyalty Fee Table.

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was brilliant.